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An asian kid that is really hot
The urne can not drive
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Steals stuff, mostly ashtrays. Narcs on Proctor and Wall of Styrofoam to best friend warnica about sideshow.(see warnica)
Urn narc'ed on us and he stole my ashtray. Urn is an asshole.
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gay) hey, who u voting in elections@2020?
straight) donald trump, of course!
gay)noob, first time voting?
straight) nah... but gay marriage might be banned if biden wins.....URN!
1π 1π
A large paperweight containing the remains of a deceased being (not necessarily human).
Hand me grandpa's urn so I can stop my papers from blowing away in the breeze of the fan.
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A woman who cheats repeatedly with a coworker before and during her marriage. Then after his death uses his memory
as a source of sexual excitement to get off.
Teresa always mentions Mike even though he has passed. No hiding their relationship.
She is a Urn Humper, she just rubs off thinking about him. If her husband knew.
196π 17π
An office game involving industrial kettles and masturbation. The aim of the game is to enter the office kitchen when no one's about and nut one out into the giant kettle, or urn, which dispenses boiling water for tasty warm beverages, without getting caught.
If you succeed, you gain the satisfaction of knowing people are supping on your jizz, and the respect of your co-workers who are also in on the game. If you fail, you are probably fired.
Jones: Why are you clearing your desk?
Gorman: I got caught urn yearning again.
Jones: I didn't. Enjoy your coffee poindexter.
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Obscure reference to the Simpsons: Monty Burns has just made a speech, and was getting booed out. When he asks his kiss-ass assistant if they're booing him, he replies "No, sir...they're saying boo-urns." He then asks the crowd, and they continue to boo him, save for Hans Moleman, who says "Well, I was saying boo-urns."
An exclamation, used in disappointment or excitement
"I lost the tickets to the concert."
"Ah, boo-urns."
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