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Any artist who jumps on a site, pwns all the non-artists, and gets tons of cred in the art world.
I was such a veSte on DeviantArt that all the mods got jealous and kicked me from teh site. LOLZ.
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A sleeve-less piece of clothing worn by douche bags, or the bag that all the dicks are stored in
Oh man, today is going to suck... my boss is wearing his vest
To have been fisted, in an indeterminate orifice, all the way up to the fister's shoulder, and once his/her hand reaches the kidneys, their phalanges must be spread wide.
The name derives from the fact that only a vest can be worn during the act.
Example 1: Hey you! Ten seconds ago you were vested!
Example 2: I'm gonna vest you, boy!
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-when one spends money frivolously to get laid
-investing in useless things to attract the attention of a special someone
Person 1- Wow, why did Steve spend so much money on that shirt?
Person 2- I don't know, dude. Steve just wants to get in her pants.
Person 1- Can't believe he is vesting so hard.
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Crochless underwear for the upper torso
Dam did you see Felicia letting it all hang out in those crochless panties pulled over her head calling it a vest
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Not being bothered to muster up enough energy to celebrate a friends moment (Engagement, Pregnancy)
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"Omg Lily, I'm getting married!!"
"Huh, that's cool"
"Wow, stop Red Vesting, you obviously don't care"
"Penny!! I'm Pregnant!!"
"Good for you, So have you seen that new movie?"
"Don't change the subject! This is amazing! Stop Red Vesting!!"