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Digital stimulation of a lady's willing, but shy, vagina. See also Coaxing The Clam
"Man, we had a few drinks. Went back to hers. It was all good but she was a bit shy and preferred the lights off for vole tickling."
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like when you first see ur friends the you would say "q-vole ese?"
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a hairy fucking pain in the arse who forgets to buy you beer when he goes to the off licence, and who keeps you awake with his snoring
my boyriend is a fucking arse vole and i'm gonna wait till he falls asleep snores and shave his eyebrows off, the cunt
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To be in a state of uneasiness, ill health, or general malaise, because it is making a direct comparison to one feeling like a small creature, similar in concept to the phrase 'rat-arsed' (meaning to be drunk)
After that big night out, I feel like a medium-vole!
A Prairie Vole is a woman who after one good encounter wants to commit to monogamy because of the hormones released with orgasm.
Awe, shit, now she's acting like a Prairie Vole, wanting me to see only her!
The Vole Theory is a commonly used term to describe having sex with someone small enough so that you only have to use one hand. This leaves the other hand free to do more important things, eg. Playing Playstation or using your TV remote.
The theory derives from the similarities of the consenting small person to a rodent creature such as a vole.
The Vole Theory can be used in phrases such as:
"I would vole that"
"I'd like to volulate her"
"That's Voltastic!"
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To smoke a small North American mammal, that has over %3,000 percent more THC than Marijuana. Voles are commonly found in basements.
Smoke a vole: Verb
Connor: Dude, I just smoked a vole. I'm so messed up right now.
Austin/Randall: Dude, fuck that. I just smoked a bowl of voles, went upstairs, ate everything in my fridge. And now i cant Feel my legs. Or my pancreas.
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