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Something you say to wake someone up gently. Implies that breakfast is ready, including bacon and eggs.
Note: There is almost never any bacon and eggs.
"Wakey wakey, eggs and bakey."
*Yawn* "Really?"
"No."
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A gentle wake-up statement, saying breakfast is prepared and there is eggs and bacon ready to consume. However, this is mostly always a lie and no eggs and bacon are waiting.
Beulah: "Wakey wakey eggs and bakey!"
Johnny: "Sweet. I'll be down in a minute."
Beulah's thoughts: "Hee hee. I sure tricked him. No eggs and bacon are there."
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Noun. Breakfast in the hood - wings, fries, salmon patties, pancakes, mexican omelette.
Wakey wakey cheese and bakey! Get some grub in you before you go to the office, my dolla. But let me read my newspaper first.
what you say to a woman when you wake her up from a painful comatose in order to bury her alive under a grave named Paula Schultz
Budd: Wakey Wakey, eggs and bakey
Beatrix: ah fuck
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to smoke dank ass weed in the morning so you start your day off high and go thru the day high
"wakey bakey in the morning so that that the day,
Always plays out the right way"
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A Jewel in the crown of yorkshire, The city of Wakefield adds a whole new meaning to the phrase: "a typical night out", anything could happen. You could get attacked, have your first homosexual experience or even get together with your own sister/brother. Welcome to Wakefield, the nightlife is... interesting.
typical Saturday workplace conversation...
Person 1: "I'm off out round shakey wakey tonight"
Person 2: "what, through choice?"
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The opposite of a sleepy head. A person that loves mornings and tends to be alert in the morning hours. A wakey head may drink large amounts of coffee in the mornings, or they may wake up to exercise prior to going to work. They almost always annoy their coworkers and tend to be over achievers. Wakey heads have type A personalities and tend to be quite goal oriented. A large percentage of wakey heads are likely female.
Why are you working so hard at 7 am. You are such a wakey head!
If you don't stop with that redbull in the mornings you will be an official wakey head.
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