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A whack-a-mole consists of taking a huge mole (tobacco and weed in a bong bowl) and breathing the smoke into a balloon filled with whippit vapor (nitrous oxide) and inhaling/exhaling into the balloon until you're forced to breathe oxygen.
"Wow did you see that bro last night? Dude took too many whack-a-moles and yakked and then passed out....holy shit man."
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When you beat the meat before it goes in and out of the holes
We played whack-a-mole last night and we both won
When you aggressively “tap” a woman who is a someone that thinks they are all that when they only want the “D.”
I’m about to whack-a-mole.
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When one is needing a turd SO bad that the turd is protruding from the sphincter and retracting at a constant rate, thus giving the faeces the appearance of a "whack-a-mole."
"Oh man I need to get out this car, I'm Whack-a-moling!!!"
"Sorry I am late boss. The stairs were a nightmare with this whack-a-mole in my arse."
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When you smack you dick on a prolapsed anust befor it gets sucked back down the hole.
I gave her the pink sock.. then played Whack a Mole.
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A sexual game preformed by two people. One person with a penis must be receiving a hand-job. During the hand job the man must wait until he is about to ejaculate and right before he must smack his hand flat over top of his partners cupped hand as to not squash the penis. If he successfully smacks the hand he is allowed to finish and may choose to go again. If not the penis is crushed thus unable to ejaculate. Correct timing is necessary to win this game.
”Hey, babe! Wanna play a game of whack-a-mole?”
”Jerry... I think you should recover more from last nights game.”
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Pushing a turd back in using your penis.
My dick was covered in shit after I played whack a mole with her.
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