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That one weird place no one knows north of Jaskonvile where theirs wanna be hood kids, potheads, and rednecks
Why that kid trynna act hood cuz he black he live in yulee
Kid: Mommy why do those people with the funny smelling cigarettes have wires on their AirPods
Mom:lets go back to Fernandina it’s not safe here
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When a person celebrates Christmas by taking a #2 in their fireplace.
"I'm gonna go drop a yule-log" "Wait, don't shit in the fireplace!"
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the huge dump that one takes during the holidays because one eats way too much
#1: i need to use the bathroom, excuse me.
#2: i wouldn't go in there, i just dropped a yule log bomb...
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one definition may be: The first large defecation on or around Christmas that occurs when the following conditions are met 1. in a state of euphoria from various ingested substances 2. large quantities of heavy food have been consumed 3. on Christmas vacation 4. great sense of relief and renewed optimism follow the event
Tidings and joy everyone, I have broken out the yule log, let's rejoice!
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Your local science teacher that will do anything in the name of science
Jerry: Hey how's Mr Yule?
Bean: The antimatter explosion yesterday was fun
Taking that massive post Christmas eating binge dump.
I’ll be yule logging after Christmas dinner.
All that egg nog made my Yule logging experience a little wet.
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