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There's Poo-Poo In the Head

A fictional, phoney-bologna, fake made-up song sung to the tune of the children's song, "The Farmer in the Dell".
Sung when you lift the toliet lid and find that some total asshaberedasher has left a big fat shit in the bowl and failed to flush.

There's poo-poo in the head
♫ There's poo-poo in the head ♫
♫ Don't forget to flush again ♫
♫ There's poo-poo in the head ♫

by Telephony September 13, 2016


PP Poo Poo

When your mom asks what is in this heavy, stinky, brown sock, you might say, "PP Poo Poo." She will completely understand.

Mom: Hey I found this sock under your bed. It is brown and wet. It also smells like poop. What is in this sock tell me or your grounded.
You: PP Poo Poo
Mom: Oh ok, your off the hook. You know when I was your age I also had a PP Poo Poo sock. It's a phase all teenagers go through.

by Einstein Epstein October 12, 2020

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stinky poo poos

the gas that emits from the creepy crawlers in nazi zombies for black ops

watch your b theres some stinky poo poos comin behind you!

by LaCasa December 6, 2010

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There's poo-poo on the floor

When you find that your beloved pet dog has defecated all over the floor (the kitchen floor in particular; but carpeted floors throughout the house would still qualify), you sing this little jingle.

{Sung to the tune of the nursery rhyme, "The Farmer in the Dell"}:

♫ There's poo-poo on the floor, ♫
♫ There's poo-poo on the floor, ♫
♫ Don't shit in the stereo ♫
♫ There's poo-poo on the floor, ♫

by Telephony August 31, 2016

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poo

see pepsi

why you drinking poo?

by Coca December 24, 2003

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poo poo gang

A really retarded gang full of pussies who dont fight And their colors are grey and brown. They are actual shit

Oh there goes poo poo gang lets go jump them because they cant fight

by DickSucko4757 October 11, 2019

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poo poo pussy

A lovely rendition of the word butthole. Usually used when describing some form of sexual conduct between someone and someone else's butthole. Generally described as a woman's butthole.

Eric: My girlfriend is on the rag dude...this sucks.

Wade: Why don't you get up in that poo poo pussy?

by spitfire24 March 3, 2012

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