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When you're fucking your girl from behind and perform the abraham stinkin, then shoot her in the back of the head with your cum.
I really hate Jessie, so I convinced her to fuck me, then pulled of the assassination of abraham stinkin on her. It was epic. She just had her hair done, too.
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An Abraham Lincoln Memorial is when two people dig up a grave, person number one puts his/her mouth over the genitals of the deceased, person number two climbs to an elevated platform and then elbow drops the dead body in the stomach forcing all of the fluids in the dead body to rush out of its genitals.
"Breaking news, grave robber pull an Abraham Lincoln Memorial on their dead relatives"
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Similar to a Dirty Sanchez but you make a whole beard with shit that looks similar to Abe Lincoln's.
Optional: Put a top hat on the girl and cum on the back of her head while screaming "Sic Semper Tyrannus"
Think about the assassination of Abe Lincoln but with shit for a beard and cum for the bullet
Baby, wanna come back to my place and ill give you a Dirty Abraham Lincoln
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A situation in which a group of French people suddently talk English because of the presense of an English Minority.
This behavior is usually caused because the French people have always been able to adapt, and rarely have the politeness to ask an English fellow to speak French in the presence of a majority. This leads to strange results when the French begin to speak to other French fellows in English, resulting in poor accent and dialogues.
A single English person in an entire group is enough to cause this behavior.
- "Hey great party, eh?
- Pourquoi tu me parle en anglais?!
- Ah, excuse moi..."
- "I think I'm struck with the Abraham Lincoln Syndrom.
- Hey man, I'm french, so talk to me in French!"
- Désolé!"
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An US Aircraft Carrier that was to be decommissioned, but instead was used as a pawn in the Persian Gulf to create WWIII.
Remember that time we falsely accused Iran of of sinking the USS Abraham Lincoln just so we didn't have to dismantle her nuclear engines?
Yup.. remember how we live in a Fascist Government..
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An Abraham Lincoln immediately followed by antiquing. The recipient is then shown a mirror. Their reflection appears to be the ghost of Abraham Lincoln.
Man: Have you ever seen the ghost of Abraham Lincoln?
Woman: No. What do you mean?
(splat)
Woman: Oh my god! It's so nice to meet you Mr. President!
He was the sixteenth president of the United States who was the first one to coin the sex move an "Abe Lincoln" where one proceeds to jizz in another's face and throw pubes on the jizz creating a silly beard. He also invented Lincoln Logs and in his spare time hunted vampires attempting to free the slaves from the dark overlords of the South who were running the cotton industry. Vampires secretly created a contraption called the "tampon" where a woman stores it in her vagina during her time of the month leaving a discarded tasty snack to be consumed.
"I Abe Lincolned my friend when he was sleeping last night and he thought he finally hit puberty!"
"Well you certainly paid fine tribute to the man who saved the world from the dark plague of vampires. Abraham Lincoln you sun of a gun."
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