Fruits Basket

The story of 16 year old Tohru Honda who lives by herself in a tent after her grandfather has to remodel. She runs into the Sohma family and she learn that the family is cursed! The family turns into animals of the Chinese Zodiac when hugged by a member of the opposite sex! Very original story by Natsuki Takaya-sensei and beloved anime/manga. I highly recommend this to any anime/manga fan!

Example 1:
You're an apple!

You're a banana!

You're an orange!

Watermelon!

Peach!

Honda-san, you're the riceball.

I waited patiently for them to call "riceball"..

But I never thought things through enough to know..

That there's no way a riceball can be in a Fruits Basket.

Example 2: The snow always melts

Example 3: Kyo: DAMN RAT! ><;

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basket weaving

Masterbating technique with both hands and your fingers interlaced.

I was at a boring party, so i decided to start basket weaving for entertainment.

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Egg Basket

To insert one man's testicles (the eggs) into another mans foreskin (the basket.) Requires at least one uncircumcised penis.

Pete and James performed an egg basket for Sarah's amusement.

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crack basket

Someone crazy or messed up, suggesting that they may be on crack or simply a basket case, hence crackbasket.

Go twitch somewhere else you crackbasket!

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Fruit Basket

See also Snowman....When a male tucks his nuts and dick in between his legs. Squeeze your legs so one nut is on top of the other with the penis tip being the apple and trhe nuts being rather hairy kiwi fruits.

My girlfriend was yelling at me, so when she walked around the corner, I had a fruit basket waiting for her!

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basket belly

from the salad fingres ep. 5 "picnic" when salad fingres is on the phone with the operator. mary mandolin tells him to stop scratching it.

salad fingres: STOP SCRATCHING YOUR BASKET BELLY..... said mary mandolin

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Laundry Basket

A basket for laundry.

Person: "I need a basket for my laundry. I think I will buy myself a laundry basket."

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