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A week long 'festival' surrounding a persons birthday. Typically celebrated by egocentric people who are still small children, and think their birthday of such importance that it should be celebrated with a week.
P1: "My birthday gras has started yay!"
P2: "I thought your birthday was next week"
P1: "I am so special that I need a week to celebrate my birth"
P2 (to self): "What a loser"
A time to NEVER piss someone off
Rockstar: I can’t believe on my daughter’s birthday that you would drag my name through the mud like this
Brett: sorry I don’t know what to tell ya
Rockstar: DISGUSTING
a lot like the birthday suit, birthday britches are when you wear a shirt on your upper body while leaving your lower body completely bare.
I think Mr. Smith is getting senile because the other day he got his mail in his birthday britches.
Covers all the holes you missed. Often related to a HAPPY BELATED BIRTHDAY CARD!!!
Me: OMG Its a happy Belated birthday card!
you: Yes it is!
Me It's like Birthday Spackle!!
You: Yea it covers all the holes you missed!!!!
When a person acts like a spoiled bitch just because it is their birthday.
Man that guy is an asshole, maybe he has birthday syndrome
Today is your birthdayyyyyy. sOoOoOo. HaPpY hApPy BiRthHdAy ToDaY iS yOuR sPeCiAl DaY oPeN uP yOuR pReSeNtS aNd BlOw ThE fLaMe AwAy Happy birthday best friend! Im having so much fun hanging out with you and making lip glosses! Being with you makes me feel warm and happy instead of sad or depressed. You reallya er the best friend ive been looking for. Ive always wanted a friend like those TV shows and you made my dream come true! Hope this day is amazing! From your lip gloss buddy, classmate, crazy best friend,
MiA
whats today? Its Fatou's birthday one of the best times of the year !
it pretty much explains itself, a blowjob (BJ) that you get as a birthday gift...try your luck out, guys!
Matt: Hey, Laura, it's my birthday you know...so i was wondering i
Matt: Hey, Laura, it's my birthday you know...so i was wondering if i can get a birthday bj?
Laura: Ew! No! sicko...
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