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Googling the person you have just met to try to find their age.
"Ok", she began, "so he like, asked me out, but I mean, when I like, asked if he was like, into "Cheer" he dropped Ted Danson, Kirstie Alley and, like, Shelley Long and I mean like, whose great-grandparents are they??? So I gotta do some online carbon dating first."
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Released in late 2006, this was the twelfth title of the Need for Speed series. It was squeezed out just in time for Christmas, and it shows. Considered by many to be a major step down from the previous game in the series, Most Wanted, it featured a monochromatic and redundant environment, and severely dumbed down driving physics. Many of the cars, particularly the muscle cars, are poorly rendered and thin on complexity. Maybe Pro Street will be better.
This sucks. Let's go play Space Invaders.
I returned Need for Speed Carbon a day after I bought it.
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A carbonated drink known as Dr. Pepper.
"Dude, this tastes like carbonated vaginal secretion."
"I know, isn't Dr. Pepper great!"
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An intelligent way to say FUCK . Each element has a letter to represent it, Fluorine= F, Uranium=U, Carbon=C, Potassium= K.
Also Yittrium Oxygen Uranium can be added to say YOU.
Person 1: "Its your turn to clean the toilet."
Person 2: "Fluorine Uranium Carbon Potassium!"
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Person 1: "Fluorine Uranium Carbon Potassium the test is today!"
Chem Teacher: "I see you're practice your elements for your test, good job!"
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The first 4 elements that sixth graders would try and look for when seeing the periodic table for the first time.
Kid 1: Hey, that's element F! I think it's pronounced fluorine!
Kid 2: I found C! C is for carbon!
Kid 1: And that's K! It stands for...potassium? What?
Kid 2: Is there a U somewhere?
Kid 1: I still don't get it, why is potassium called K?
Kid 3: Guys I found it! Down here! It's called uranium!
Kid 2: Oh yeah!
Kids 1, 2, and 3: (chanting) Fluorine uranium carbon potassium! Fluorine uranium...
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Fluorine (F) uranium (U) Carbon (C) potassium (K), spells the word Fuck and is sometimes followed by yttrium (Y) oxygen (O) uranium (U) spells the word "you" and is a fun thing to yell and confuse everybody and there is that one person that laughs
Drew: fluorine uranium carbon potassium
Durham: wait what
Clint: haha
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The compulsion to CC your boss or colleagues on every damn email you send!
The sufferer usually will usually tell you they do it to keep their boss "in the loop" but mostly it's just to prove they're working.
Commonly known as OCCD.
Why do I have 50 fucking emails from you today? Get your Obsessive Carbon Copy Disorder under control or I'll disable your email account.