Random
Source Code
Random
Up grading your cars stereo system then realizing you can't hear your obnoxious exhaust system,so you up grade your exhaust system. Then realizing you can't hear your obnoxious stereo system, in turn you up grade the stereo system again, realizing you can't hear your exhaust, you upgrade that system again. So on and so forth...
"My tunes are so out there for all to feel, but my tail pipes are Pumped & Confused, I need to pump them up again next pay day".
10👍 4👎
The "Confusion Stutter" happens when two people are walking in opposite directions in presumably the same line of travel. Each person does an awkward stutter step trying to find a way out of this predicament. This can repeat several times until they gather a small, yet rowdy audience who hope to see the persons involved collide in what is known as the Confusion Stutter Collision. The involved people may smile and laugh awkwardly with inept hand motions in the decision making process of which way to go, and if they cannot, it ultimately results in the Confusion Stutter Collision, which is just plain embarrassing.
Man, I saw the best Confusion Stutter show today, these two dorklings couldn't find a way around each other and I literally saw the awesome Confusion Stutter Collision.
10👍 4👎
A time when you open or view a comment section on YouTube or any conversation and have no idea what the fuck the members are talking about
Dude, I can't understand what these people are saying, I think I have comment confusion
8👍 3👎
Usually meaning you are not confused about your sexuality, can be used as the ending to a sentence that you just realised made you sound a little homosexual.
From the Pub Landlord played by Al Murray in Time Gentlemen Please
"I was just curious, y'know, as to the mechanics of the whole business. What do they get up to? I was never confused!"
11👍 5👎
The confused african is when 3 or more black men are fuckin a girl and they loose trck of what hole they should put their dick in, so they accidently put their dick in another mans anus
story told by isaia a "confused african" he accidently performed this
oh no i did an confused african while gangbanging
A sexual position in where the girl put her knees by her head and the male then procedes to use her breasts in place of a vagina
Dude I was fuckin Lindsay so hard last night, she begged me to Confuse Pineapple her skanky ass! (Confused Pineapple)
This is when a female/male etc which ever your preference is,is unconscious and you insert your penis inside the mouth but you also have a hotdog in your hand so when they wake up their confused they dont know what they’ve been sucking the cock or the hotdog.
Ay yo bro i got confused toppie off carol last night she was confused as hell