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Men need a place to wipe, socks are always there for you. Just be careful the next day when you go to put it on
While searching for socks my toes got a bit crunchy and I remembered It was my crunchy sock.
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Originated in 1774, a crunchy Gustavo is the act of jizzing on your partners face while they sleep, and letting it harden over like a face mask.
Babe I fuckin hate you! I can't get this crunchy Gustavo off my face!
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peices of undigested food,
stomach innards or otherwise crunchy substance located in ones spit puddle after they hock a loogie, or maybe even cough up a lung.
why do you have hork crunchies?
maybe you decide to cough up a chunky one. why?
cause there's crunchies stuck inside you!!
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Also known as a rice cake. Eaten by supermodels and people on diets.
I broke my diet when i put peanutbutter on my "crunchy air"
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A popular chain of taco stands that displays a deep fried cat logo wearing a sombrero. Primarily located in the north-west near cannabis farms lesbian burn wards, the chain is famous for attracting pervy old men and pubescent boys alike. Because of their popularity amongst these demographics the organization NAMBLA has made Crunchy Pussy chains one of their traditional hangout spots much to the dismay of the the Taco vendors. The menu offers a wide selection of food, however, no matter what you order, you will usually end with two fish taco's and a large sweet tea.
Hey man are you hungry?
Hell yeah, I'm gonna get me some of that crunchy pussy. I love fish tacos and I got some extra sour cream too.
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The practice of freezing peanut butter inside a condom to create a phallic object for pleasuring oneself.
Callum thought his Crunchy Sparkle was taking too long to freeze before his parents got home.
A super type of Karen. The type of Karen figure who will not only harass and abuse retail staff for doing their job but will use any attention she gets to push her MLM scheme essential oils. Strictly homeschools her 4-8 kids despite having no higher qualifications of her own, thinks vaccines are the devil but uses a vape and eats junk food regularly. A Crunchy Karen is defined as a type of super Karen.
"Did you see Amy the other week?"
"Yeah, she was pushing her essential oils again."
"What a Crunchy Karen."
"What is a crunchy Karen?"
"A type of super Karen who is the Karen of all Karen's."