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cucumber emoji is another way of saying a dick or a cut dick
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An amazing British actor who played Dr. Strange, Sherlock holmes, and many more amazing roles. He's nice and people sometimes spell his name like Benedict Cumberbatch, but that is incorrect. Here is a quote, "oh crumpets!"
person 1: I love blended cucumber, he's so talented
person 2: do you mean Benedict Cumberbatch
person 1: no, who's that?
Bob: What’s in that bag?
Mira: Cucumbers.
Bob: You have a cucumber sack!
Mira: Okay, thanks Bob….
A more esoteric term for "cock blocker" derived from the term "encumber: to restrict or burden (someone or something) in such a way that free action or movement is difficult." and "cucumber: a hard pickle, and pickle means penis."
The term may also exist in the form of "encumber(ed/ing) the/my/his cucumber" as well as other possible combinations.
"Jenny's crazy roommate who adopted 4 cats and hates men probably fingers herself to encumbering my cucumber like it's a fucking hobby. I just want a piece of Jenny!"
"Cucumber encumberer, keeping the cum out of her!"
Scared, terrified, jump out of your skin. Instead of OMG or Shit or oh Fuck
My friend walked in on me in the bathroom and I screamed and jumped like cats and cucumbers on the YouTube videos. I use ie all the time now and perfect when jumping out of your skin with fright.
“Cats and cucumbers”!!! You scared me half to death !!
When a girl loses her virginity to a cucumber
Emily: so how did you guys first do it? Was the guy hot?
Tori: umm... I lost my virginity with a cucumber.
Emily: he must have been a real "cucumber gentleman"