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When your cat spends the night in your closet by accident because you inadvertently closed the door while the cat was in the closet. Usually there is no scratching or meowing. The next morning the cat pops out, as if nothing was amiss.
Fluffy! Sorry about the closet duty!
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$60 dollar girlfriend repellant full of small, racist children and people who claim to have skill, even though it's really luck if you land any of those trick shots.
OH BABY A TRIPLE! OH YEAAAHHHHHHH! (call of duty) *rip headset users*
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A game with 99.9% of their community covered with kids that will fuck your mother.
Eric:DUDE, a kid on Call of duty said hes gonna fuck my mother
Jake:OMG you better watch tf out.
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The burden that falls upon a close friend of a woman who was recently upset and needs comforting. The term is generally used by a man when he doesn't really care for the subject and is informing someone else on the situation.
Sarah (sobbing): It's unfair, I never get to do what I want when I'm with Jack! *Mumbled sobs
Joe (not listening): Yeah, yeah, ok, yeah. I've got to go make a quick call.
Jack: Hello
Joe (angrily): Jack! For fuck sake, you better make up with Sarah or I'll be stuck on bitch duty until the end of the month!
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What you say you are doing when you know your girl is going to see your Facebook posting. Really you are at home looking at porn and masturbating.
Bobby: What u up to man?
Jesse: Chillin doing homely duties (while typing 4chan into an open browser window)
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Always on the lookout for females
My homie and I were on bird duty at the pool
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Callblock of Duty is the widespread phenomenon of rarely being able to reach someone via phone while they are gaming, regardless of their choice of console (or PC) and irrespective of which game they may be playing. It is, however, particularly prevalent in serious Xbox gamers, specifically those who frequently play one or more of the Call of Duty game series. Your call will most likely ring all the way through to voicemail, as even the simple act of hitting the "Ignore" key on a cell phone might break said gamer's concentration and/or compromise their strategy/position. If your call goes directly to voicemail, said gamer has most likely already received and declined to answer several calls, triggering the automatic voicemail response feature of most cellular carriers, or he/she has actually turned the phone off to avoid further interruption.
A: "Hey, is Matt coming or not? We've gotta leave soon or we're going to miss the movie!"
B: "Probably not. He must have activated Callblock of Duty; I can't get him on the phone. We should just go... He'll call me back in like 6 hours."
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