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A person who, whilst thinking they are the Alpha Male of the group, often strutting around, being brash and cocky, is actually a complete fucktard, will end up fucking his hand most nights, and is a general douche.
Can also be used when a "fail" is so epic that it's just irretrievable.
Guy 1: "Look at Mike, he thinks he's such a player, he thinks those girls are lapping him up but they're laughing at him behind his back"
Guy 2: "Yeah he's such an Alpha Fail"
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To repeatedly get fired but consistently find a new job that are better than the one you just lost.
"She's never had a job for more than two years without geting canned and now she's a VP. I've never seen anyone fail upwards better than she does."
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(verb, intransitive) to derive gain in spite of failure that would usually either preclude said gain or have adverse consequences.
Even though Fred was the salesman who lost the big advertising account, he is failing up to a seat on the Board of Directors.
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A failure more epic than EPIC FAIL can indicate.
Sarah Palin's interview with Katie Couric was a PALIN FAIL.
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Unable to ejaculate man gloop inside the womb of a desirable female due to being intoxicated.
Geoffery: 'What what dear chap, did you manage to unload a jar of man mayonnaise into that philly with the big bangers from the polo club last night?'
Rupert: 'Unfortunately I had one too many Scotch's and after one hour of bumping and grinding I experienced tail fail'.
Geoffery: 'Queer'.
the misconduct of an abortion that leads to the neglect of an unwanted child
a classic case of failed abortion is justin bieber
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When you save a smiley on MSN Messenger or other and it pops up without it being your intention and ruins your message.
Henrik: The other day my aunt asked me on MSN what she should get me for christmas. I wrote that I had not thought of anything special. When I looked up from my keyboard the P in special had been replaced by a penis.
Eirik: Ooh. thats an Epic Smiley Fail. What did she say?
Henrik: She pretended like nothing, but it kind of ended the whole conversation though....
Eirik: Obviously... And it probably decreased the value of your christmas present by 50%...
Henrik: Damn Msn.