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Someone who haves sex in the anus, but wears a condom.
Are you gonna filter packer me tonight or just go raw?
Poor person; Someone who is running out of cigarettes and smokes part of the filter; Someone who smokes the filter to get the extra nicotine
That poor bitch is a filter hitter, there's nothing left in that cigarette.
Someone who exclusively smokes the filter of a cigarette or joint.
Me: Hey you wanna have a puff of this dank jay?
Filter grom: nah I'll wait till just the filters left thanks.
(For boys that have long hair or live with a girl who does) (Except why the fuck would you masturbate if you have a girlfriend? Isn't that just for single people?) The hair all over the drain that *someone* forgot to clean out. See when i have time. You decide to masturbate in order to make you forget about your sad, lonely life. When you do, your thousands of unborn children :( are normally supposed to just go down the drain. Except, if there's a semen filter over your drain, it won't go down there. No matter how long that fucking shower is, when you pull that hair off the drain, it will be glued together with the help of your sperm. Then, you can just throw it away, making sure to place the hair clump jizz side down so nobody knows you've been fapping like a fucking loser.
Guy: *faps and finna busts a nut into his hand*
Guy: (after shower) i guess now i gotta clean out the semen filter.
Guy: *picks up that ol' hair clump on the drain, notices cum on it. flips it cum side down and puts it in the trash.*
The cringiest Snapchat "fad" ever known to man.
"HEY! HAVE YOU SEEN THOSE NEW FACE FILTERS OMGOMGOMOGMOMG LITAF RELATABLE AMIRITE"
Adding water to the filter to get any leftover residue that did not get sucked up into the syringe.
Im starting to get sick, let me get that filter water.