a fetish that involves four gay people sitting on a set of blue bleachers and singing emo songs. they are all covered in watermelon flavored burt’s bees chapstick. they use it as lube.
do you have a fruity fetish?
A fruity tudy is a name commonly used on people who have smelly farts.
Oh max my good sir, you are such a Fruity Tudy
A colorful sugary concoction (alcoholic or non-alcoholic) that women of all ages seemingly gravitate to when parched or just plain bored.
**FDA Disclaimer**
For men, this beverage almost inevitably leads to painful gut rot and being labeled a homo.
Jim: Dude, where are all the chicks?
Bo: They're all at Joe's place. They caught scent of that homo's fruity dranks.
Jim: Fuckin fruity dranks.
When it is a friday you can be as fruity as you want
straight guy: bro what the fuck you just kissed me
straight guy but kind of sus: nah bro it's fruity friday
straight guy: oh bet, let me smooch that fatty then baby
Likes the same sex but isnt quite homosexual
“Hey Kayla I heard you like girls”
“Not really, only this one girl”
“Oh so youre just straight and fruity”
A fruity tibble is a girl with a hairy pussy who smells like fish in her pussy.
Man I was fucking Samantha the other night and she her pussy was the worst fruity tibble I have ever seen.
Fruity Nate; the greatest soundcloud rapper of all time
Fruity: A word used to describe one with a large benis
Nate: A name reserved for those who have achieved RN status.
Aye, my name is fruity nate