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A drink that's a mix of 1/3 Mountain Dew and 2/3 Fruit Punch. (proportions can be swapped vice-versa) If you want it fruity-er add, little umbrella and gin to spice things up; if you want it Dewey-er, add some Doritos at the rim of your glass for some gamer energy.
Can I have Fruity Dewy, extra gamer?
When someone gives Fruity Pepples to a dog
Today my puppy had some Fruity Pupples
When you spend 12 days and 8 nights consuming nothing but spaghetti bolognese and every attainable flavor of Gatorade or Powerade and then ejaculate on your partner’s stomach so that it appears colorful and misshapen. You can also choose to pour milk over it all when you’re done, but most people don’t keep cartons of milk that close to their bedroom or fuckroom unless they’re a loser or a simp.
Bertha: “Baby, can we just do something casual for breakfast tomorrow?”
Charles: “Sure babe! What cereal should I grab from the Food Lion?”
Bertha: “Oh! How about Fruity Pebbles? I haven’t had that in forever!”
Charles: “Oh...that...it’s been so long since anyone has asked me for that. Are you sure, my darling, my morning star?”
Bertha: “Uh, yeah, that is what I want.”
Charles: “Give me 2 weeks to prepare.”
Bertha: “Ok.”
Charles: “Ok. Go back to sleep.”
A Fruity Pebble is a person that acts gay or is gay
Dude that girl is looking like a Fruity Pebble
a fetish that involves four gay people sitting on a set of blue bleachers and singing emo songs. they are all covered in watermelon flavored burt’s bees chapstick. they use it as lube.
do you have a fruity fetish?
When ur "thats Fruity" that means if u and ur best friend act like a couple but are not thats Fruity and not ur not gay if ur gay then ur really Fruity
U and ur bff are acting like a couple someone whoud saya "thats Fruity"
A colorful sugary concoction (alcoholic or non-alcoholic) that women of all ages seemingly gravitate to when parched or just plain bored.
**FDA Disclaimer**
For men, this beverage almost inevitably leads to painful gut rot and being labeled a homo.
Jim: Dude, where are all the chicks?
Bo: They're all at Joe's place. They caught scent of that homo's fruity dranks.
Jim: Fuckin fruity dranks.