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okay i live here and im saying this:
a heavy populated italian town near new haven, ct ( i swear im the only non italian )
the girls are whores with huge ass noses and dress like they weigh nothing too bad their fatass italians
the guys have no balls and are wannabees at everything, theres wanna be gangsters, skaters, emos, rockers, and everything
the football team is horrible, they suck at basketball, and hockey (this year anyway) baseball and softball are normally okay i guess..
in other words this town sucks balls you would never want to live here.
me: i hate living here
east haven slut: oh hey (insert my name here) did you know that Mike and I did it last night?
me: oh wow Amanda too bad you are only 13
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Suburban town in CT where the hottest girls in Connecticut reside. About 70 percent of them are whores though. About 90 percent of the town is italian and everyone's last name ends with a vowel. Not much to offer here except for a bowling alley, chilis, and a couple baseball and soccer fields. Oh, and there's about 12 walgreens and rite-aids total in east haven alone. The high school kids think they're tough but they're all talk. They are also into wearing extremely tight jeans and DC/Vans shirts. If not skater punks, the rest of them are on steroids and have dumb Gotti haircuts. The only cool kids in East Haven are probably asian.
Stupid East Haven kid: yo lets go get some roids from Tony down the street from the green
Other east haven kid: sure, and after that lets go try to pick a fight with 8th graders but dont forget to get the budweiser and pot from Shawn.
Stupid East Haven kid: wait, i gotta go to walgreens and get more hair gel.
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located half-way between here and detroit. local high school: bottcheek high. mascot: bottcheek panthers. artist district: lower north-east side, south. points of interest: nate mooter's muffler shop and tacos & tacos. population: 2.35. current mayor (2003): emmanuel lewis.
Hey, I'm from Bottcheek Haven too! What district are you from?
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What you call somebody who lives up there own ass.
"Woah I look good"
"Dude your such a butt haven"
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A schizophrenic city in southern Connecticut filled with young people dying to get out of New Haven. Home of Yale University and not much else. a.k.a "The Haven", The N.H."
"So where are you from?"
"New Haven."
"Sorry."
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The act of a girl giving a blowjob to a dude while he is eating a sandwhich from Hoagie Haven (Phat Lady, Sanchez, Wake Up Call, etc.)
Girl: Can i give you a blowjob?
Dude: Yeah hold on, let me get my Phat Lady
Girl: okay fine, bloagie haven it is :)
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Bunch of teenagers who think they're hard because they bought drugs off Dodgy Dan but we all know it was just stinging nettles laced with weed killer. Also the school is fucked due to a change in management. Friday nights are the only time of the week when external observers can judge the town as objectively normal
Milford Haven is completely normal- Crack Head Craig on a Friday night
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