Homer Boner

What you leave with with after hitting a game-winning home run at your softball game.

“Dude, I had such a homer boner last night after hitting that home run. First I slid into home, then I slid into my wife.”

Homer Simpson

My Dad.

My Drunkin' Hero.

My name is Lisa Simpson and I am the smartest kid on Earth with a dad who is dumb and is ALWAYS Drunk. LoL!
Special Ed kid...Homer Simpson!

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No Homers Club

1) A place that Homers cannot join

2) A place on the Internet run by kids who inflate their egos by warning people over stupid shit

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Homer Alaska

the smallest town you will ever see. it is full of hippies, druggies, and little sluts. there is nothing to do. all the hot guys are total dicks, and all the hot girls are sluts. if you aren't either a hot guy, or a hot girl, you are a loser with no friends.

wow, i can't wait till i'm 18, so i can move out of this hippie town i like to call Homer Alaska.

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homer and marge

a slang term for BART police especially when they're male and female walking together

Dog,you better put that spraycan away because Homer and Marge are right there

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homer-erotic

the act of a kwijibo getting half-naked and having pictures taken of him

let's get homer-erotic!

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jack homer

Awesome, hot, cut jawline, beautiful eyes and equally awesome personality, lover of the office and a great leader

Wow Jack Homer is so cool

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