'I like turtles' bomb

dropping 'i like turtles' at random or inappropriate moments in a conversation. This phrase was made famous by that stupid kid on the internet when asked a question which did not merit an 'i like turles' response. It can be funny if used sparingly... very sparingly.

person1: that test was nothing what i expected, i hope i passed.

person2: yeah, that test was tough.

person1: it's like, could she have made that test any harder?

person3: I like turtles.

person1: you're retarded.

person2: i thought it was kind of funny. it helps that he does it sparingly! Nice 'I like turtles' bomb, person3.

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i like your necklace

usally reffers to a women's boobs. it is when a women is wearing a long and flashy necklace with a low cut shirt

guy: Hey i like your necklace ;)
girl: uh thanks?
guy: *chuckles*

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i like your shirt

what guys use to cover up the fact they are staring at your tits.

*your wearing a plain yet really tight shirt*
*guy friend walks by*

guy -"hey i like your shirt"

your thinking WTF ...?

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I like your shoes

The biggest indicator of whether or not a girl truly likes someone

A girl saying “I like your shoes” is the fastest way to fuck city

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i like your sketchers

“i like your sketchers” is a lyric from a song by DripReport. i recommend the song, his voice is very soothing. the song is also very popular on tik tok.

tommy: johnny have you heard that tik tok song it goes i like your sketchers

johnny: yeah

i like your necklace

Looking at a girl's tits while they have a necklace

Guy: Hey! I like your necklace :O"
Girl: Perv!
Guy: ;D

I like you a lot

I love you. If you have said "I like you a lot" more then 100 times to the same person it probably means that you love her/him.

I like you a lot Miss Sarah. A lot!

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