Imagine Dragon deez nuts

An excuse to say deez nuts to someone. Can also be used as a knock knock joke for example.

Person A: Knock Knock.
Person B: Who’s there?
Person A: Imagine.
Person B: Imagine who?
Person A: Imagine Dragon deez nuts across your face boi! Hah, got ‘em!
Person B: *angry emoji*

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imagine being gay coudnt be me

a common frase used to describe how the person who your talking to is gay, while saying that u yourself are not

omgoodness imagine being gay coudnt be me pfffffft

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think this is bad? imagine what a nestle chrunch is.

when you had a hershey squirt but you left it for too long coz u couldnt get home or a refreshing pair of underwear, and it doesnt come out of your panties so you have to throw them away...and your partner "accidently" sees them and goes...UUUHHHGGGG MAN!!!! THATS A BIG OLD HERSHEY SQUIRT!!!!! and you say no..its a nestle crunch...

1.your partner "accidently" sees them and goes...UUUHHHGGGG MAN!!!! THATS A BIG OLD HERSHEY SQUIRT!!!!! and you say no..think this is bad? imagine what a nestle chrunch is....its a nestle crunch...

2. you were simpily hungry, so you dove in...to their pants....uuuhhhhggg...ewwww man!!!

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imaginability (ima jen a bill ety)

The ability to create imagination in ones mind, imaginability.

Do you have the imaginability (ima jen a bill ety) to conceive an idea?

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imagine not peeing your pants and pooping your underwear

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bro imagine not peeing your pants and pooping your underwear

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Imagine Kane In A G-string

a yound man named kane abbey who goes to mckinnon secondary college who wears g-strings backwards

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Are you guys really there? Or just my imagination?

I’m talking about UrbanDictionary Jews

But, they called the cops on me and put me in prison last time, right?

Are you guys really there? Or just my imagination?

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