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When someone says they have an itchy nose, it could be from allergies.
BUT if you mentioned a certain topic or person and they suddenly have an itchy nose, they only scratched it so their hand would cover their facial expression.
For example, if somebody blushes and they don’t want you to know, will they cover their face (which is clearly a way of saying “I don’t want you to see me), or will they suddenly have an “itchy nose” and be “forced” to cover their face? Think about it.
“I saw the way you look at each other, you are soulmates!!”
“.... ugh I have an itchy nose 🤭”
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An itchy blanket is where a guy shaves his pubes into a girl and then proceeds to fuck her.
Shave my wookie so we can have an itchy blanket!
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What you get when you have sex with people who have STD's.
I got the "Itchy Scratchies" and had to get some ointment from the doctor.
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Another word for a vagina.
So Jenny, hows your itchy jenny? ;)
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Janet, would you please hand me the itchy stick, I have spot in my back I can’t reach.
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When you eat a girl out after trimming your facial hair, but haven't cleaned off all the clippings, resulting in severe female itching and discomfort.
"Yeah I like that my boyfriend looks fresh, but I hate how he gives me an itchy kitty when we fool around afterwards!"
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