Vapor Judge

The ultimate authority on vapor. One who reviews and judges e-cig starter kits and e juice in order to educate people that want to start vaping.

Vapor Judge rated South Beach Smoke #1 at vaporjudge.com.

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Biased Judge

When two or more attractive girls pal around with an unattractive girl. The attractive girls all receive high marks on the attractiveness scale (8-10), whereas the unattractive girl does not (no more than a 4), making her the Biased Judge: the individual who brings down the composite score of the group.

Dan: "Check out the pack of hotties. Nines, at least."
Brian: "Yeah, but they're hiding a Biased Judge at the center."
Dan: "WOAH, good call, what an average killer."

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judge judy

A sexual act where a woman sits on a guy's lap facing him during sex and he massages her ass as she moves side to side, slapping his face with her breasts.

"Hey Ron, how far did you get with Leah last night?"
"Damn yo she gave me a Judge Judy!"

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Judge Judy

SOME DUMB BITCH SENT ME TO JAIL FO GETTIN ME SOME ROAD HEAD! I WAS IN THE SLAMMER FOR SIX MONTHS! DUMB BITCH FUCK DAT LADY MANNNEE SHE A UGLY OLD CUNT I BET SHE GIVES RIM JOBS TO TRUCK DRIVERS WHILE THEY DRIVIN!

s/o to my home girl for some damn good head though!

Judge Judy: "You get 6 months"
Me: "Shit."

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judge candy

a slutty yet virgin stripper who seems to always reach a verdict if ya know what i mean

a real person actually

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don't judge me

What I usually have to say when I get drunk in the middle of the day and watch Blues Clues.

Roommate: "What the..?"
Me: "Don't judge me!"

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The judge and jury of misinformation

Said of a person who has so little self awareness that they don't understand they're screwing up, professionally speaking, big time. The new version of saying " the emperor has no clothes on" and isn't aware of it.

Brian Stelter is the judge and jury of misinformation.