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Rigor mortis is the stiffening of joints with particular attention in the hip area. This is most common in people who shoot the DTL discipline. Overtime patients with Rigor mortis also lose almost all movement of the latitude and longitude axis. Sufferers are also known to slur their words over time with particular attention paid to the word PULL.
Haha. Look at Grant over there shooting DTL. Looks like Rigor Mortis has set in. Listen to how he's saying Paaauuuuullllllll.
I don't think there's any chance of him coming back to skeet now.
a person with severe mental or physical disability
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When you pop more viagras than it says you should, and you can’t get that dick down.
Tyson had rigor morty after Ibiza, and now they say that he needs a dick transplant.
The place where you buy kombubu.
I am going to Morty Willy because it is the place where you buy kombubu.
the iconic death message when you die in faith: the unholy trinity
John: *gets killed by a demon*
"MORTIS"
*dramatic chord*
A mutant version of the human form.
"Watch out for those Cronenbergs!"
"See, i created one of those Cronenbergs from Rick and Morty."
The act in which a male or female breaks into a morgue, places several dead bodies in sexual positions, then proceeds to masturbate to the sight.
"I'm on my way to a rigor mortis rendevous. Perhaps tonight my victims won't be so stiff."