pancaked

When a virgin gets her arse and then her pussy fucked for the first time in the same night.

(Girl crying on the phone to her mum after her wedding night)
"Oh mummy I don't like marrige.....it hurts"
"Why's that sweetie"
"Cos I was pancaked last night and I'm bleeding from both ends"

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pancake

A person who is asexual and panromantic.

If somebody is a pancake, it means they aren't sexually attracted to people of any gender but are romantically attracted to people of all genders.

Composed of the prefix pan-, from panromantic, and cake, a symbol of asexuality arising from the expression "cake is better than sex."

"I'm proud to be a pancake. I used to feel wrong for always falling in love but never falling in lust, but it turns out that's just the way I am. I can love people regardless of gender but don't feel the need or inherent desire to have sex with anybody."

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pancake

every 13-year old that wears high waisted shorts and a crop top every single day in the middle of December

ew look at Emily shes such a pancake

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as a pancake

1. To be the epitome of any attribute or quality...

2. To the fullest extent

Sure as a pancake!

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pancaking

pancaking is a slang term used to describe an illicit sexual act practised between homosexual men. The two parties involved perform mutual masturbation until the point of ejaculation, when the penis is flipped with the hand causing the semen to fly upwards into the mouth of the partner.

Bradders was pancaking with Nick.

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pancake

a very very very very very very very bad thing
the antithesis of waffle

car got towed, dog ran away, girlfriend gave me crabs, today was so pancake. some guy lopped off my headwith a chainsaw, it was some lame-ass pancake shit.

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Pancakes

The art of spreading a nice soft, preferably warm pancake over a woman's fine ass and eating it.

"Dude, I wanna pancake that fine ass!"

"Dude, I pancaked her last night!"

"Hey, want some pancakes?"

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