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In 20th december, there will be Fur-Day that you must do something for your furry friends. It will be end of us. There is no escape. In 19th december, we will pray for the god and our Family members. It doesn't matter which religion do you believe. God Bless You.
In Praying Day, Islam example: In the name of God, the Lord of Mercy, the Giver of Mercy! Christianity example: In the beginning God created the heavens and the earth.
When a man attempts to insert his flaccid penis into a woman's vagina in hopes it will get hard so he can have sex.
I had whiskey dick real bad, a wet noodle, so I did the old stuff and pray.
A male who has sex with a female, cums inside her, and then bites her head off and eats her entire body for sustenance.
Bro, we were stranded on that island for years. Once we ran out of food the only thing I could do to her was the Reverse Praying Mantis.
that means that u lost the argument and that you’re a dumb bitch
shut up girl
i‘ll pray for u
BOO‘OMMM LOST.
The act of traveling alone to another country on a whim to find oneself, especially after going through a difficult time. Normally associated with pictures posted all over on Facebook of everything they eat and see while abroad.
Person 1: “Have you heard from Mike since he got fired?”
Person 2: “From his Facebook story it looks like he’s been Eat, Pray, Loving around Montréal.”
Person 1: “Oh dear. Well at least he can collect unemployment”
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A lowkey way to ask someone if they smoke where the people who smoke, get it. and those who dont are just confused
Example 1:
Kid 1: Do you pray to Saint Mary Nicholas ?
Kid 2: Yeahhh, wanna hit my pen?
Example 2:
Kid 1: Do you pray to Saint Mary Nicholas
Kid 3: Huh? Who?
So... When Russell "the (alleged) little girl rapist" Brand... Chants the rosary in front of 11 million people... Jordan "Almost not a Dr" Peterson has nothing to say about it...
Hym "But when 'The Woke!' are
✌️✊️✌️Praying in public✌️✊️✌️ in a vague and abstract sense... It's evidence of their falsehood or the falsehood of their immortality.... But when Russell LITERALLY PRAYS IN PUBLIC... Reciting a chant for a religion in which he doesn't believe... Nothing. Radio silence. So, his excuses are pretend. Doesn't give a shit about
✌️✊️✌️Praying in public✌️✊️✌️ Embarrassing. Fraudulent."