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To ejeculate.
I released a statement after a hard after watching my first porn of the day.
when you use a live trout as a dildo before releasing back into a fragile river most likely causing an outbreak of fish chlamydia
oh man i caught a trout in Tasmania but it had the clap, some rotten trollop has been down there and done a snatch and release
The art of taking a shit that is so long it feels like a dragons neck is peeking out of your anus and it comes out so fast you can feel the burn of it coming out
Man 1:hey why ya walking weird?
Man2:Dude I was releasing the dragon last night and it hurt so fucking bad
Man 3:Did someone say “release the dragon”?
When your significant other is unable to perform sexually but still thinks of you. She takes care of your sexual build up.
My girlfriend is having her period, but since is so apothinary she gave me a blow job for a compassionate release.
When your butt crack, or butthole itches so bad you're afraid to scratch it because if you do you won't be able to stop because it feels too good.
Wife: Honey will you please stop scratching your butthole in front of me, it's gross. Some things should just be kept to ourselves.
Husband: I can't now, I've already released the crackitch.
Taking a shit that comes out hard and fast.
While pooping she exclaimed "release the plummet".
When a man with a Rusty Eggplant cums, and the process of cumming hurts and barley can come out.
That old guy has one Rusty Release.