the rise of skywalker

the rise of skywalker means OMG AAAAAAAAH EW EW EW EW WTH WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU MOVIE MAKERS HELP ME IM DYING AAAAAAAUGH WHY WHY WHY WHY REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE but the rest is great lol.

Or if you like it, you be like NYAAAAAAAAAH I LOVE THE ENDING I LOVE I LOVE IT I LOVE IT I DO!!!!!!

Friend: Have you seen the rise of skywalker-
Me: NOPE

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the rising tied

the first album comin out from Fort Minor

hey hav u heard of The Rising Tied?
yea it supposed to be FREAKIN AWESUM

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Rise and Shine

The act of masturbating. Often refers to immediate masturbation upon resuming consciousness. Rise refers to the literal raise of a once flacid penis due to a flow of blood. Shine refers to the actual "stroking" action, not unlike the act of shining a large silver phallic-shaped paperweight.

"Hey Johnny, want to go work on our arithmetic homework?"
"No, I think I'll go smoke tades and rise and shine"

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Up and rising

It’s when you’re doing something really good, and someone is appraising you for your good work

I see you (up and rising.) another example is, Oh you!!! (up and rising.)

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Rising Sun

n. a sexual position achieved by having sex with a japanese man/woman, by rising their ass up in the air, pouring Soy sauce/saki all over the anus, proptly inserting the penis, and thrusting from the pelvis.

My chick is japanese, so she did a handstand on the bed, while I poured saki all over her ass, and gave her a rising sun.

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rising sun

A rising sun is when you defficate the night after having an unusualy "warm" curry and it creates a preverbial japanese flag or "a rising sun"

MOTHER!!! PUT THE TOILET ROLE IN THE FRIDGE...I CAN SEE A RISING SUN!!!!

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rising star

A rising star refers to the penis as it goes from sleeping to erect (or somewhere on that spectrum).
Rising star is so called because the penis begins to rise. Often this is caused by the hint of sex, talking about sex, or seeing something erotic. It can also happen spontaneously, especially in pubescent boys who suffer (or enjoy!) many rising stars on a typical day.

Bob sat looking at Miss Jones writing on the blackboard. His rising star was obvious to his mate David, who reached under the desk and fondled it.
Soon Bob's rising star was a full blown stiffie and he really wanted to blast a load.

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