Rape scene

Any occurrence or incident in which something terrible or ridiculous occurs. Not necessarily having anything to do with the actual literal meaning of rape. Often used for shock value.

"Dude man, last night was a rape scene!"
"What are you talking about you sick bastard?!"
"No, what I mean is a terrible and ridiculous incident occured!"
"Oh, I understand!"

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lyboes

Referring to a person, place or thing that happens to mean whatever the sayer wishes it to.

"Stop being such a fucking lyboe!"
"Fuck man, look at all those lyboes. They're totally lied out"

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tades

Small nuggets of crack cocaine.

"Fuck man, where we gonna find some tades??!! I'm fiending"
"Search that dead prostitutes pockets!"

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REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!

A hilarious way to end a prank call. Often used at the end of calls where the subject is seemingly serious; once a loud REEEEEEEEEEEEE!!! and impending hang up ensues, the victim knows that it was in fact a prank, and is usually quite lied out.

"Hi, this is John Smith from Maytag. We've had some reports of malfunctioning refrigeration units in your neighbourhood. Could you please check if your refrigerator is running?"
"Ok, sure, one second... Yeah, it is"
"Oh really? CAUSE YOUR DAUGHTER'S A SLUT!!! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!! "
click

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Lied out

A state of complete "lybation" ( see lyboes). In this state someone may be moderately to extremely tired, bored, happy, sad, excited, depressed, etc.

"After that concert I was so lied out"
"Whenever I hang out with that lyboe I get completely lied out!"

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Lied out

A state of complete "lybation" ( see lyboes). In this state someone may be moderately to extremely tired, bored, happy, sad, excited, depressed, etc.

"After that concert I was so lied out"
"Whenever I hang out with that lyboe I get completely lied out!"

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Rise and Shine

The act of masturbating. Often refers to immediate masturbation upon resuming consciousness. Rise refers to the literal raise of a once flacid penis due to a flow of blood. Shine refers to the actual "stroking" action, not unlike the act of shining a large silver phallic-shaped paperweight.

"Hey Johnny, want to go work on our arithmetic homework?"
"No, I think I'll go smoke tades and rise and shine"

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