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The performer takes a finger and inserts it into their buttcrack until a healthy brown smudge is harvested. An unsuspecting victim is then carefully and quietly approached, and at the right moment the dirty digit is rubbed/smeared on the victim, in the thin space above their upper lip and below their nostrils.
The result, a brown and smelly temporary moustache, is known as the "stinky sanchez." Alternative titles include the "dirty hitler," "brown rollie" and "tom selleck."
For extra points, perform it on a sleeping victim.
My roommate Tom fell asleep on the couch, and i gave him a dirty sanchez. He woke up and walked around the house with it for a while before he looked in the mirror and started shouting.
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An overrated Gaylord Quarterback for the New York Jets. He is constantly regarded as a great player because he lead his team to 2 AFC title games, in which he got boned. He is considered by many to be the worst quarterback in the NFL. The reason why he barely wins as many games as he does is because he is surrounded by very good receivers and a top-notch running game/defense game. He's so shitty that he can't even seem to achieve a 55% completion percentage. People out in Los Angeles are stupid enough to join on the mass of retard Jets bandwagon fans because he went to USC. He loves to have FOOTlong parties with that Shrex Ryan....And yes, he is not even half Mexican...
Peyton--"Who's that giant walking green penis with the sweaty pubic hair on it's head?"
Tom--"That my good friend, is Mark Sanchez, or in simple terms, A dipshit."
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A group of men, usually Hispanic, cruising down the street in a convertible not paying attention to the road but to everyone and everything on the side of the road. Causing a high chance of an accident.
I saw three guys on a sanchez roll this afternoon.
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similar to a dirty sanchez except before placing the penis on the person's face, you put a line of cocaine on top of the shit stained penis and let the person snort the line thus causing a "frosty" sanchez.
James did Veronica anal and proceeded to give her a frosty sanchez
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It does not matter how you do it. It's a Fecal Mustache.
Jane likes to give head, but Dick likes to give a Dirty Sanchez.
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A GOLDEN SANCHEZ IS WHEN YOU URINATE ON YOUR HAND AND THEN WIPE IT ON SOMEONES FACE.
STEVE PISSED ON HIS HANDS AND WIPED IT ON BRENTS FACE. I GAVE HIM A GOLDEN SANCHEZ
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Similar to the dirty sanchez... done by putting index finger into a girls stinky vagina and then drawing a mung-mustache on her upper lip with same finger.
Who gave me the girly sanchez while i was sleeping? My upper lip smells like my hand the morning after a good night in Tijuanna!
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