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omfg he is so adorable he always weres a hat and hes the lead singer and he plays the guitar for his emo rox band Fall Out Boy he is so hot omfg i wanna marrie him he is so hot when he has long hair and his hair cover his long side burgs lol so hot
girl :my bf looks like patrick stump
boy :omfg is tht guy patrick stump
girl :no thts my bf
boy :sweet
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When you take your woman out in the woods, bend her over a stump and clean out both barrels just like you would a shotgun.
I took Mary Sue out to the woods and stump broke that ho.
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Someone- usually a redneck- that stands on a tree stump in order to have vaginal or anal sex with a cow.
1. Tommy-Jim over there got a nasty rash from being a stump humper.
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A procedure where a person with a severed limb uses the limb (stump) as a sexual device.
The use of the stump can be Anal, or vaginal.
You are one stump humping whore
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a person that likes to have sexual intercouse with another person who has one or both legs amputated pervert sexual deviant
Dat stump humper done got fucked a whore named Consuelo last night
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An ice cream cone shaped crayon that's perfect for small hands.
Chubbi Stumps are the best crayons EVER!!!
A semi erect penis, often achieved through drunken arousal or an ugly lay
Man 1: Heard ya got laid last night, How was it?
Man 2: horrible bro, horrible
Man 1: oh no, why's that
Man 2: Bitch was so ugly and I was so wasted I could only achieve a chump stump