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Travel out of the country for 2 weeks to a destination such as Europe to test if your girlfriend will become a psycho when you don't communicate for that period of time.
Tell your girlfriend you're going on a backpacking trip through Europe for 2 weeks, and say you won't be able to contact her until you return. If she forgets the fact you went to Europe, e-mails you angry messages, cheats on you, then tries to tell you not to check your messages after she found out you were on a backpacking trip in Europe... She failed the Europe test, and you're better off without her.
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When a woman uses a puppy to decide whether her boyfriend would be a good father. She is looking for how he attends to the vulnerable and cute creature.
Ann: "How did Mike do on the puppy test?"
Sally: "Great! He looked after and spent time with the pup. I think he'll make a wonderful daddy."
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A test of the firmness and overall composition of the posterior, typically that of the female. The test involves one person attempting to successfully bounce a quarter off of the test subject's derrière and then measuring that subsequent bounce. It is commonly accepted that if a clean bounce launches the quarter about one to two feet into the air, then the test subject has passed. In the fortunate case that the quarter reaches heights above those aforementioned, then the particular pair of buttocks under scrutiny are considered "Serious Badonk". For information on what one's rump is considered when it "swallows" the quarter, please refer to "Cottage Cheese Ass"
Marcus: Boi, I heard you got yo'self a brand new hoe! How dat ass be workin' out fo'ya?
Tre: Shiiieeettt, nigga you know dat bitch be passin' the quarter test!
Marcus: Aaahhhhh! Dat ass must be thicka' than a muthafucka!
Tre: Nigga, you know it!
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A visual assessment one makes when determining if a minor, typically an underage girl, is worth the risk of incarceration in exchange for an evening of debauchery.
Look at her through the fork, and if she still looks good through the 'bars', then it's worth the risk.
Man, that Hannah Montana is pretty hot. I'd hit that.
Dude! You know she's Jail Bait, right?
Nah, man. She totally passes the Fork Test.
An extremery easy test which you have the answers before you take the test.
That spelling test was freakin' easy!!!
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verb.
The act of swiping one's finger(s) across the lips of a moistened vagina during a sexual encounter, when intercourse or cunnilingus is imminent, then embracing the woman in a passionate hug whereby one can pass the moistened fingers by one's nose and ascertain the freshness of said vagina.
I was about to go down on this chick but thank Baby Jesus that I did the swipe test first cuz that shit smelled like a dead mackerel.
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The initial phase in a new relationship when you are testing it for bugs or glitches.
How is it going with Mark? Will you commit?
Dunno... I am beta-testing him?
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