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A noun: One who excels in all video games due to their exceptional hand eye coordination and motor skills. They are able to begin playing a new game of any genre and adapt quickly and effectively.
Keith has never played Halo but he was still able to dominate his competitors as soon as he picked up the controller for the first time because he is a video game athlete.
"Dale, I can't believe you just got beat by Keith. You and your brother have been training for years!" -Geoff
"He's a video game athlete so he already had the necessary skills to dominate" -Dale
An all female professional wrestling company in the US. Owned by ROH Commentator Dave Prazak, and is a sister company of ROH. Does women wrestling better than WWE and TNA. There is not very many women in SHIMMER that can't wrestle, whereas in the WWE, you have mostly bikini models with no formal wrestling training whatsoever, and never had to work the indies to get contracts, and only got contracts based on their looks, with the exception of a few like Nattie Neidhart, and Beth Phoenix.
Steve: You going to watch the WWE women's match tonight, it's Maria vs. Eve Torres.
Scott: I rather have sex with your obese mom than watch two women who have NO TALENT wrestle. I'm going to watch real women wrestlers like Sara Del Ray and Cheerleader Melissa on SHIMMER Women's Athletes.
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One who excessively criticises others athletic attempts while failing to excel or even attempt to achieve athletic success themselves.
"I can't watch the boxing with Dave anymore, he tuts all the time and says both guys are crap"
"Isn't Dave like 5 stone overweight"
"yep"
"And doesn't he get out of breath just going to the fridge"
"yep"
"what an arm chair athlete"
"yep"
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A gamer with such class and finesse that possess the traits of a professional athlete.
There are many gamers, but very few have the ability to be an athletic video gamer.
No one knows just how many athletic video gamers exist - some even suggest that there is no way to keep count.
Legend has it that in the presence of an athletic video gamer, even a noob can be a god.
Goat: "Hey Kers, how is that leeroy jenkins guy so damn good at Fortnite?"
Kers: "It's obvious he's an athletic video gamer, Goat!"
A gamer with so much talent, that he is simply a professional athlete in the world of video gaming. There are only a handful of athletic video gamers
I just got dumpstered by this athletic video gamer.
Oh they are fkn athletic video gamers 100%
Does this guy know how much of an athletic video gamer he is?
(n): A bumpy, itchy, fungus that forms in the back of throat as a result from sucking dick like it was a televised sport.
Yo Mama has Athlete's Throat.
Advice: Careful passing mama joke notes using this gem. It got two office coworkers kicked out of the meeting for uncontrollable laughter. With great mama jokes, comes great responsibility.
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The biggest amateur football club in North Manchester, England.
A football institution formed in 1986 by childhood friends. New Moston Athletic portrays heritage, tradition, and local identity.