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It’s when a man puts cocaine up his asshole and farts and a female snorts the cocaine in the air like a Colombian snow storm
Dude did you see Eric and Diana yesterday? He gave her a Colombian snow storm
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An extremely special act of love which can only be performed several times per year.
Combining the dark arts of arson and coitus this act requires trust, love, and an irresistible urge to light things on fire. The two (or more) participants, with fully grown out pubic hair and using small handheld lighters, ignite the bushy pubes of their partner. As soon as the pubes are aflame the two (or more) participants proceed to frantically engage in dry humping in order to passionately smother the flames.
Use of perfume as an accelerant is not recommend.
Do not attempt to repeat a Colombian Brush Fire before pubic hair has grown to an all over length of at least one inch.
Hey Jenny clean your room it smells like two Koreans had a Colombian Brush Fire in here!
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Slitting a man's throat and pulling his tongue out through the hole; Invented by Colombian Drug lord Pablo Escobar
Yo did you see that guy's toung comming out through his slit throat? that shit called the Colombian neck-tie
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Girls who are colombian but know english.
they tend to talk with spanish accents and pronounce words differently. they wear bright colors, skinny jeans, and ballet flats or sneakers. big hoops, and hair that you can push back.... often considered sexy,if you could work it well. yet if they over do it , can be taken as tacky.
colombian-american girl:dont drawp tha bawl or imma get'chu. sin mentirle.
Maria:like-uh did juu see dat beeeaach. she's such an idiot. que pereza. im so fawking tie-ahd of hur! what a puta.
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To drink a lot of coffee before engaging in the sexual act of peeing on your partner
I love the smell of coffee in the morning...after a colombian rain shower
The process in which two guys use their own hands to jerk each other off while touching each other. This is not gay and if you have not done it yet, you are indeed gay.
Ian: Man, me and Ryan were too lazy to dutch rudder so we did the Colombian Water Jacket instead. So much better!
Jared: Oh, that's cool man.
Blowing cocaine out of one’s anus through farting in a Lebron James fashion.
I was about to stick it in Stacey’s ass, but little did I know she had a Colombian Whoopee Cushion waiting for me.