judge rules

when you want someone to do something.

person 1. Down that beer
person2. Naaa aint happening
person 1. Judge rules!!

then anyone apart from the person who said JUDGE RULES can say JUDGE RULES YES or JUDGE RULES NO.
saying JUDGE RULES YES before anyone says JUDGES RULES NO means they HAVE to do it. Reverse if JUDGE RULES NO is said before JUDGE RULES YES. Judge rules cant be undone either!

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judge judy

A sexual act where a woman sits on a guy's lap facing him during sex and he massages her ass as she moves side to side, slapping his face with her breasts.

"Hey Ron, how far did you get with Leah last night?"
"Damn yo she gave me a Judge Judy!"

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Judge Judy

SOME DUMB BITCH SENT ME TO JAIL FO GETTIN ME SOME ROAD HEAD! I WAS IN THE SLAMMER FOR SIX MONTHS! DUMB BITCH FUCK DAT LADY MANNNEE SHE A UGLY OLD CUNT I BET SHE GIVES RIM JOBS TO TRUCK DRIVERS WHILE THEY DRIVIN!

s/o to my home girl for some damn good head though!

Judge Judy: "You get 6 months"
Me: "Shit."

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judge candy

a slutty yet virgin stripper who seems to always reach a verdict if ya know what i mean

a real person actually

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don't judge me

What I usually have to say when I get drunk in the middle of the day and watch Blues Clues.

Roommate: "What the..?"
Me: "Don't judge me!"

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The judge and jury of misinformation

Said of a person who has so little self awareness that they don't understand they're screwing up, professionally speaking, big time. The new version of saying " the emperor has no clothes on" and isn't aware of it.

Brian Stelter is the judge and jury of misinformation.

dont judge challenge

where semi good looking people put sharpie all over their face then remove it but putting their hand over the camera screen, then go back to looking semi good looking

"You see Emily's dont judge challenge video? She still ugly"

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