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When the worthless college degree that you struggled to earn comes in handy during the toilet paper shortage caused by Covid-19.
I thought I would never wipe my own ass with my college diploma, but Covid-19 showed me the value of a TP Degree.
The toilet paper that spooled onto ones bathroom floor after ones feline has entertained herself with such. You then remove iut from the floor but save it.
"Dude, why is there a pile of toilet paper on the vanity next to the throne in the WC downstairs?" You: " that's cat TP that I didn't want to toss after Pussy Boots had her way with it."
TP crumblies occur when women fail to evolve to proper, current hygiene standards and continue to use the archaic, unsanitary practice of toilet paper whipping (instead of a bidet), subsequently leaving trails of moist toilet paper balls scattered from clit to b-hole for their unfortunate male counterparts to find during conolingus.
I went down on Jackie last night, and there were TP crumblies all over the place.
The act of unrolling the toilet paper part way, then wiping a shit-laden finger on the tissue, then carefully re-rolling it. The future victim encounters a shitty piece of tissue, much to their horror and disgust.
Oh, gross! Some dirty bastard Sanchezed the TP and I got it on me when I was done taking a shit!
The act of saving money on cheap toilet paper resulting in instant pain the first time one wipes.(may result in loss of blood from anus)
That white cloud toilet paper isn't so soft! I already got the tp regrets, looks like I need stitches now.
People who hoard toilet paper for un-obvious reasons.
Why is there no toilet paper? Because all the TP-tards got it already!
TP-MeMgCl is ThioPhenyl-MethylMagnesium Chloride, or Chloro(2-thienylmethyl)magnesium.
Molecular Formula
C5H5ClMgS
Timothy: I synthesized TP-MeMgCl by adding magnesium turnings in anhydrous dibutyl ether with ultrasound and reacted it with acetonitrile and hydrolyzed it with hydrochloric acid to yield TP2P (ThioPhenyl-2-Propanone, 2-Thienylacetone).