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When a girl's giving you head, and right before you come, you take your dick out of her mouth, tunnel your hand around the head of your penis and plaster her nose.
If it works right, she won't be able to smell for weeks.
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Very Large Suppository
I went to the doctor with an ulcer and he prescribed me this giant bottle of Ass Missiles.
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Similar to a twink, but is obsessed with being penetrated by men with large penises.
I'd go for him, but he's a missile twink...talk about throwing a hot-dog down a hallway.
It took two of us to satisfy him...had no idea he was a missile twink.
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A penis at maximum tumescence well lubricated with sex juices.
He pulled out his throbbing grease missile while in the act of giving her a filthy Wilson.
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The projectile, splattered on a bathroom mirror, made up of hardened puss, liquid puss, and blood produced as a result of applying pressure to a face pimple (zit).
This phrase is used to describe the shooting of fluid onto the bathroom mirror from a squeezed pimple.
"Come check out this Mirror Missile, it's gonna take a half a bottle of Windex to clean up."
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Not much is known of the origin of the Nuclear Missile, but it is an immensely-powerful weapon, fired ONCE from the Temple of NOD, that is capable of destroying most of your base in a heart-beat. Like the GDI Ion Cannon, the Nuclear Missile can be guided home with a Nuclear Missile Beacon. Once placed, it is not advised to stick around, unless you are a GDI engineer and have nerves of steel, at which point you just walk up and dis-arm the blasted thing.
Similar in function to the GDI Ion Cannon
Remember children, don't play with Nuclear Missile Beacons!
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When an Amish person jumps off of a high platform with the intent of hitting one or more persons/animals/items.
The cows were taken out by the Amish Missile.
The US (United Sharecroppers) almost started WWIII (Whey War III) after the Amish Missile Crisis.
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