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The person who just read all these definitions and laughed at every one.
"So hey, like john, did you know that......wait shit i forgot what i was talking about"
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Someone comes in and pulls the coffee pot out of the coffeemaker while it’s brewing and catches a cupful for himself or herself, then replaces the pot and walks off letting the pot continue to fill. This is jumping the pot and it’s a petty crime because Interrupting flow through the filter either early or late queers the pot for everyone else by producing a final brew that is either stronger than desired or pathetically weak.
Synonym: Potus Interruptus
Sign at the coffee station: PLEASE, DON’T JUMP THE POT.
“Hey dude, I’ve been waiting here for ten minutes for coffee and you waltz in and jump the pot.”
“Arg, this coffee tastes like crap. Someone’s been jumping the pot.
Someone who stops a friend from smoking some ganja for any reason except for the police being in the general area.
Joe: "Yo you wanna go smoke?" Bob:"hells yea!" Rob:"Bro you cant you'll regret it" Joe and Bob: "Rob stop being a pot blocker"
Small scraps of marijuana that are left over after the rolling of a joint and/or packing of the bowl.
Hey, Mocher, I rolled some joints in my car and now the front seat is full of pot pustules.
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Big Daddy: Man, I wish we had some smoke.
Convoy: Yeah...
Jim: Man, when I think of all the Pot Pustules I've wasted, I'd have like a bunch'a joints and shit.
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A pot of chili is when you're really sick to your stomach and have terrible diarrhea. Then before you can flush you have to hop off and vomit Into that same , very full toilet. This making a pot of chili
Oh my god... I was so F'in sick after that Indian food I ended up making a HUGE pot of chili.
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Sometimes spelled "Pole Pot," and also known as "Candle Can" or "Sodomised," the name was granted to a half-human, half-maggot cambodian leader who started the Khmer Rouge and killed off 2-3 million of his own people. The name derives from the fact that Pol Pot is currently in Hell, being continuously anally raped by demons.
If there is a Hell beyond Hell, Pol Pot is experiencing it.
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In the age of outhouses, the honey pot was the pot one would urinate in if they didn't fee like going outside to the outhouse.
There was a blizzard, so Henry decided to use the honey pot instead of freezing his ass off.
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