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A form of typing where you slap your dick against the keyboard.
Guy 1: I can get 80 wpm while cock typing but when I have an erection I can get 120.
Guy 2: This is why you have no friends
The highest level of intelligence. 100 times smarter than a Type 2.
He is a “Type 3”
The practice of going through emails while on the shitter.
It wasn't until I heard the flush that I realized that my colleague on the phone was doing a wipe-and-type.
Texting more than one person at a time, thus failing to give your undivided attention to either recipient.
That bastard was two-typing me and his mistress, then he got confused and called me his dirty bit on the side!
The way someone types messages that gives a clear message to their current mood or feeling.
Oh shit, Catleen is angry-typing again. You can tell if she's pissed at you since she's always mood-typing.
A Philadelphia colloquialism used while politely questioning someone's presence in reality. Hardly ever used directly at the person unless meaning to insult them. Often used when someone is making little to no sense in any and all situations. The word "Type" may or may not be omitted
"He was on some other type time saying a quarter of an hour is 25 minutes"
"What was up with that dude making no sense?" - "idk, he was on some other type time"
*Someone asks a ridiculous question* - snarky answer - "I have a question, what time are you even on?
When you find yourself rambling at the keyboard, typing an email that takes almost an hour because you type a paragraph, stop for a minute, go back type another paragraph and so on...
You'll know you're ramble typing when you catch yourself starting every paragraph with, "So anyways.."
Chad: "...and that's about all I've been doing lately.
So anyways, ya lately it's just been basically that; just sittin around yknow, masturbating to the home shopping network, whippin' up Digiorno's all day. Basic stuff.
But ya, pretty much just that. Not much else... So anyways,..."
Chet: Goddamn this fool's ramble typing...