two-typing

Texting more than one person at a time, thus failing to give your undivided attention to either recipient.

That bastard was two-typing me and his mistress, then he got confused and called me his dirty bit on the side!

Two types of woman

There are woman you marry & then there are woman you don’t!

Two types of woman!

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There's two types of bad weather

Meaning more than one peice of bad news, or a peice of bad news followed directly by a second.

Woman: I'm leaving you.

Man: Oh man.

Woman: There's two types of bad weather.

Man: Oh yeah?

Woman: Yeah, I've got AIDS

Man: Shhhhhhhhiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiittttttttttttttttttttttttt

Type one or type two

on webcam sites, type one is a girl who is willing to get her tits out and type two is the opposite.

hey babe are you Type one or type two-
type one, look!

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