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the utah of canada, so irrelevant and doesnt matter at alll… full of knock off lil-maceee’s. do not recommend. you will get canned IMMEDIATELY.
person 1 - yo u wanna go to vancouver
person 2 - nah bro i choose life
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Making a U-turn while driving, with little to no regard for laws, pedestrians or oncoming traffic.
I can 100% guarantee that whether it’s walking or driving, I will be killed by someone making a Vancouver left turn
A typical Vancouver person: non-commital, flakey, two faced, dishonest.
Kirk: how's Claudia doing with her new boyfriend?
Josh: oh, you know, he's a Vancouver Special. Nobody wants that.
A lemon from the country Vancouver from Africa on Mars. Extra Mustard. Table.
Guy 1: Have you heard of a Vancouver Lemon?
Guy 2: No lmao
Guy 1: Save yourself
Guy 2: Why???
Guy 1: Extra Mustard. Table.
A maneuver offer preformed by one lover on another while in the Great White North. The goal is to jam an ice cube so far up your lovers rectum that surely only a plumber could dislodge it.
Pat and I had just met at the convention and we took these sex pills from the gas station bathroom and wow were they potent. I remember Pat saying this was the Vancouver Plumber as the ice cubes went alarmingly deep into me. I just kept thinking ‘Safer than grapefruits cause they just melt!’ as Pat had said. Needless to say the words were as comforting as my new lovers frozen penetration.
Anyone who isn't from Vancouver, Canada, has observed a peculiar trend among those who are born and raised there. Native Vancouverites often come across as cold, socially awkward, envious, insecure and gossipy. Additionally, many of the men exhibit notably feminine traits.
Some of their preferred pastimes involve gossiping about friends behind their backs, fabricating stories about them, and sitting with their legs crossed in a typically feminine manner. It's also uncommon to find one who is over 6 feet tall, and many have either chubby or scrawny build.
Everyone not from Vancouver seems to think they are insecure autistic weirdos
the vancouver autism theory is correct, look at stu crossing his legs like a girl
the nhl team that causes roiots they have dissapointed there fan 3 times during the nhl jesus all the guys do is be a dissapointment its also a team with plate a spaggheti for there logo and what the fuck was the flying v
man the vancouver canucks are a dissapointment