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A way of twisting the truth to make manipulation look innocent.
That crazy liar in The White House making up alternative facts could be related to Pinoccio.
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Conspiracy theorists recieve their "alternative facts" from some lower class bum who sits in front of a camera in his basement posting YouTube videos regarding flat earth theories or anti vax propaganda.
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The moment you don't know the answer to a question so you use big words to compensate for your lack of knowledge.
I didn't study for the big test so I used some alternative facts.
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Teacher: "Students, give me a list of keywords and alternate terms."
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Comedy that is popular amongst students. Sometimes is very avant-garde and ususally not funny at all.
Crap comedian "Is it me, or do all pensioners stink of piss?"
Student louts "Ha!!!!! He's so funny!!" "Now THAT'S alternative comedy at it's finest!"
Normal person "Jesus christ"
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People who believe the Earth is not flat nor round. There are many parodies of the Flat Earth Society that make up shapes of the Earth that are unlikely to be true. But one of them probably is, and it starts with an S.
Sandwich
Taco Earther: Yo, those Dinosaur Earthers are really dumb.
Dinosaur Earther: Not as dumb as the Sandwich Earthers!
Sandwich Earther: Using my intellectual brain powers (IQ 1000) I know that Sandwich Earthers are the best Alternative Earthers.
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The best possible excuse when you are discovered attempting to have sex with your car.
Random Person: What the fuck are you doing?!
You: I, umm, I'm experimenting with alternative fuel.
Random Person: Hey, great idea!
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