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America

A screwed country with an entirely useless president. Almost all citizens have no hope for the future.

Person 1: America is screwed, man.

Person 2: Yah, that's true

by TheD.vaMainer March 20, 2017

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America

Edgy School shooters.

Me: Hey bro! Wanna go to America?
British Friend: No mate, too much school shootas!

by WaxHandler June 21, 2019

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America

America is the land of the free, founded through revolution from high british taxation.

However, a nation of hypocrites, as it taxes are now higher than that which caused its start.

It is a nation of patriots, even if they'll shoot each other for an extra buck.

It is a nation which can own guns, and cannot see that owning a gun mostly prevents crime.

America seems like the riches nation on earth, even as it is the poorest by terms of debt-to-GDP.

America is a land of easy money, where elected officials are paid $150,000+ for life to be corrupt and not show up for work at any time.

It is a place where the media is run by the big business, which runs the country.

It is a land that is very diverse, yet easily travelled.

It is a land, young in time, made wise by war, and yet still makes foolish decisions.

A country built for and run by the banks.

Yet in all this, corruption, false ways, and evil doings, America still sucks less.

If the world were given a test, America would get a solid B.

Guy: Man America hates change.
Constitution: Yes, we do.

Britain: Look at America, stealing all of our credit after WW2.
Germany: You know you wouldn't have won without them, considering we were at your doorstep ready to get inside.

Soviet Union: We hate eachodderz guts.

by Coalman December 28, 2013

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America!

A phrase with a Southern accent used after a moment of pure awesomeness that only happens in America.

Ray: Shit man, did Jimmie Johnson win his 4th NASCAR title?

Tom: Yeah!

Ray: America!

by Mark Twain The Third Jr. June 12, 2011

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America

Fuck yeah. So lick my butt and suck on my balls.

America, fuck yeah!

by VisibleKitten June 18, 2014

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America

Fat people

Man that lady's ass is bigger than my future, I love America.
The fat kid brought a gun to school because America is great.

by AnnFitzgerald January 13, 2017

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America

America is one of the most amazing girls you’ll ever meet. She’s great at sports, beautiful, and hilarious. She is definitely an m.v.p

Hey look it’s America, she just made another half court!

by Jackoffbyday October 25, 2019

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