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The Slippery Avocado® is when an avocado is a bit wetter than usual ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Also a lesbian sex position ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) that I want to try ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Mm~
Oh yeah~
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Hey Samantha *wink* wanna try The Slippery Avocado® with me? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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also known as parksey07 this legendary pe teacher has a passion for teaching and is kinky as fuck
person 1:hey who do we have next period?
person 2: i think we have Mr. avocado man
person 1: hell yeah
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A burger that comes with avocado
"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Sweet Home Avocado Burger, you should try it!"
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Avocado Toast Syndrome: Complaining about the lack of $$ as you buy your daily avocado toast from some faux coffee shop cafe that gets their beans from the same supplier as Dunkin Donuts, while tapping out on your Visa.
"I can't afford to live in NYC anymore, the cost of everything is just killing me!"
"Bruh, you got Avocado Toast Syndrome! Are those avocados organic?"
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When you have a Mexican party to go to and you forgot the guacamole; in metaphor - You forgot how important it was and you're probably about to get chewed out for that shit
Babe it's our anniversary!
Fuck I forgot the avocados
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The most important man. He will sell you avocados.
Oh my, Professor Doctor Mister Avocado Man has given me an avocado with drugs.
When someone's eyebrows are so thick and wild that their eyes look like two avocados under a bush.
"Damn, Sarah hasn't plucked her eyebrows in months."
"Yeah, she's got an avocado bush growin on her face."