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a material made usually of latex, that some bitches make you use, because they are whores and they have diseases, but they don't want to tell you that. also known as a jimmy hat or a profolactic.
condoms are cheaper than diapers.
play safe, accidents cause people
sex feels WAAAAAAY better without a condom.
the bitch made me use a condom, so I couldn't pull out and shoot it on her face.
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Man 1: Y U NO use condom?
Because they're for pussies
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a piece of shit that never works resulting in accidental pregnancies
Bill: Oops, my condom broke!
Susy: Shit! Are you serious? Now I'm pregnant!
Don: Mommy where do babies come from?
Susy: Condoms.
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Something you forgot to wear last night when you were doing your girlfriend.
You: Oops, I forgot to wear a condom. Oh well, who gives a shit?
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A rubber shopping bag used when having sex with a girl that is really loose/been around the block & a feel more.
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Person A: Hey, did you see that concert last night?
Person B: Yeah, it was totally Condomful! I had such a great time!
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To protect one's computer with anti-virus protection
Friend: What ya doing later man?
Me: I got a new computer and I need to condomize it.
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