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Man 1: Y U NO use condom?
Because they're for pussies
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a piece of shit that never works resulting in accidental pregnancies
Bill: Oops, my condom broke!
Susy: Shit! Are you serious? Now I'm pregnant!
Don: Mommy where do babies come from?
Susy: Condoms.
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Something you forgot to wear last night when you were doing your girlfriend.
You: Oops, I forgot to wear a condom. Oh well, who gives a shit?
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A rubber shopping bag used when having sex with a girl that is really loose/been around the block & a feel more.
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Leo is very stupid for writing this word. This is small brain time.
- Someone wrote condome.
-Yeah, it was definitely Leo.
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Person A: Hey, did you see that concert last night?
Person B: Yeah, it was totally Condomful! I had such a great time!
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To protect one's computer with anti-virus protection
Friend: What ya doing later man?
Me: I got a new computer and I need to condomize it.
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