Heather's favorite sex position is the upside down crock-pot.
A male or female doing sexual favors for one another for drugs.
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I have created a crock monster
When a man pulls out of a man's butt and felches him.
Travis told his friend to put that cookie in your crock pot and smoke it. His friend punched him because he's not into felching.
To leave a large turd in the toilet for an extended period of time allowing it to become liquified and odorous.
Upon my return from vacation I discovered I had forgotten to flush the toilet and left a turd crock pottin for the entire 3 weekend.
When you slow down, set the emergency brake, turn on the hazards and slow cook that pussy til the meat falls off the bone.
I ended up crock pottin' my girl the other night because she tries to hurry me.
A term used to describe something that is messed up, or not cool.
Damn B that shit crocked up! Don't y'all be coming near me wit dat shit
When a persons private area goes unwashed for days it results in a foul odor
I.e. It's been cooking for awhile like in a crock pot
Today at work Shawn smelled like crock rot.