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The distressingly painful consequences of playing with a rubix cube at waist height whilst naked. It is said that the pubic hair region becomes inextricably entangled in the cube structure, leaving the unhappy pubix cuber to cut himself or herself free or to take up the new challenge of solving the pubix cube and thereby extricating themself from pubic dismemberment!
N.B. this is a very close relative of the similar-sounding Cubix Pube:
Cubix Pube - what you find in a Rubix Cube after the person who played with it before you suffered from a Pubix Cube.
Bertrand: "I say, Henrietta, why are you bent double over a pair of scissors?"
Henrietta: "Why, Bertie, my darling, I've managed to give myself another fucking pubix cube"
Bertrand: "Oh Vadge!!!"
Henrietta: "Yes, the pain is unbearably pubiquitous"
Q: How long does it take to solve a pubix cube?
A: Fucking ages, mate.
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The act of performing fellatio(oral sex) on a man while holding one or more ice cubes in your mouth to create a tantalizing hot/cold sensation. For a variation; Mentos, or any other mint, or Pop Rocks candy, or a sip of champagne can be substituted for ice cubes.
Guy: Dude! Nora was ice cubing my dick last night, it was awesome!
Dude: Man, that shit just gives me goose bumps!
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The Devil Reincarnate... torments people for hours at hand trying to fix the impossible to solve cube.
YES... after 50 years I finally finished the rubik's cube.
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Properly spelled "Gamecube." Abbreviated as "GCN."
Nintendo's most recent gaming platform. Including components made by ATI and IBM. Has had such hit titles as Legend of Zelda: The Wind Waker, Mario Kart: Double Dash, and Super Smash Bros. Melee.
Often thought of by the less informed as a console with games only appealing to children, a wholly incorrect assumption.
"Did you bring over your Gamecube?"
"The Resident Evil remake was a hit on the GCN."
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An awesome puzzle made from a number of small cubes ("cubies") slotted together around a pivot mechanism, which can allow rotation of the cubies. The classic 3x3x3 Rubik's Cube is three cubies in width, length and depth, although there are many other variants of the cube (e.g. 4x, 5x, 6x, 7x cubes as well as the "-minx" puzzles).
The cubies have coloured stickers on them: once they have been rotated to random points around the cube (via 'scrambling'), the object of the puzzle is to make each of the cube's faces all one colour, with all of the cubies correctly oriented.
There are a number of different formulae which can be used to solve the Rubik's Cube, using different combinations of rotations called algorithms. The beginners' one is the 'Layer Method,' which consists of solving 1 layer at a time. It is a simple but relatively slow method. Advanced methods, used by "Speedcubers," have more complex algorithms, but they can be used to solve the cube faster. Some of these methods include the 'Fridrich Method,' the 'Petrus Method,' and the 'Roux Method.'
The current record for the fastest solve of the Rubik's Cube is 7.08 seconds, held by Erik Akkersdijk.
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the original father of this gangsta shit
" i used to be lyrical, political...but now you want it sugar coated like cereal " - ice cube
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It's just a cold cube of frozen water; It's made in your freezer, or you buy it at the store. Ice Cube is also the name of a famous rapper.
Me: I want ice cubes in my soda next time, BITCH!
Rap Fan: Ice Cube is the man!
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