Kale is the most handsome boy ever and he is a simp(.)
Did you know KALE is simping over Noah Beck
Kale is such a beautiful person, she has so much personality. Kale will always be there by your side when you need her. Just a lovely person in general. You'll be lucky to find someone as good as Kale.
OMG, Kale is so awesome, I'm so lucky to know her
if your name is kale you’re a whore, you probably copy everything everyone does, you’re probably a lying skank, and you are super annoying
“hi i’m a bitch!”
“who are you?”
“i’m kaley” - Charley
Kale is a all around skinny Twat.
If you meet kale, you better turn around and run for your life.
Person 1 - 'i saw kale the other day'
Person 2 - 'kale is such a twat"